Oi, mates! We and our chums, we’re bloomin’ brilliant at shifting’ boats. We call ourselves Seven Seas Yacht Delivery. Feels like we’ve been sailing’ since before the Queen was in nappies.

Some of us are so barmy about boats, we can’t stop natterin’ on about ’em. Others are right clever skippers who know all the tricks of the trade. And we’ve got our fair share of hard-workin’ crew members too.

Every bloke and lass on our team knows a fair bit about moving’ yachts. We’ve been at it for donkey’s years, we have. We take boats all over the globe. Doesn’t matter if it’s just ’round the corner or halfway ’round the world, we’ll sort it.

Loads of us started muckin’ about on boats when we were wee nippers. Some learned later, but they’re still proper good at it. We all reckon water and boats are the dog’s bollocks.

Our name’s Seven Seas ’cause we go bloody everywhere. No ocean’s too big for us lot. If you’ve got a posh boat needs movin’, we’re your lads. We’re dead careful with the boats, mind. Treat ’em like they’re our own flesh and blood. We don’t fancy any cock-ups or mishaps.

So if you need your boat shifted somewhere, give us a tinkle. We’ll do it proper, cross our hearts. We’re the bee’s knees at what we do, no word of a lie.

We’re keen on makin’ sure boats get where they’re goin’ safe as houses. It’s our bread and butter, innit? We take it right seriously.

Ain’t no place too far or too dodgy for us. We’ve been everywhere, seen it all. Your boat’s in safe hands with us, that’s for certain.